mishahsim

Hey, Jordan here from the UK. I'm a whovian, hunter, and fanatical shipper, among other things.

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

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blowjcb:

i wanna get stoned with you and accidentally make out a lot

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while eating food:

hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now

the aftermath:

shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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dreadelion:

misterzevran:

justicars:

pmmnn:

Yeah but imagine fenris with fuzzy socks

master gave fenris a sock

fenris is a free elf

hellanerd:

at school like

image

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continent:

my kind of bouquet

continent:

my kind of bouquet

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person:

OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!

me:

nope

person:

BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???

me:

i'm not

aphalfredfjones:

Is it just me or does this gif of Russia go with almost every song?

image

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Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

hotwing:

The best 2 minutes in Television history.

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askparadiseair:

dean, you seem a little too embarrassed about making breakfast. i wonder….

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darkanachronism:

hipsterinatardis:

wolkenteiler:

Actual Advice Mallard.

Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.

Or those of us who are allergic to bananas.

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