i fucking love the hannibal fandom like they don’t even try and explain themselves or defend hannibal they’re just so proud of the fact that their fandom is about eating people and shit its simultaneously adorable and real fucking terrifying
do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…
Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair
THIS SHOULD BE A SPY WEAPON
10% more holiday spirit on backstab
It’s a HO HO HOmicide !
new year’s eve loses some of its punch when you stay up until 3am all year round
"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your ass"
I’m gonna meetcha
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”